Please Shave. Please.

Here are some portraits I stumbled upon from the "World Beard and Mustache Championship" (side note: I really would like to do something less bizarre for my next free lunch hour).  Need I say more?  Perhaps.  Out of respect for the artistry displayed in the following photographs, I shall keep my commentary to one-word (albeit dripping with sarcasm) sentiments for each of them.

slick.                                                                  practical.

timeless.                                                                      classy.

Say what you will, but deep down I know you're glad I posted these.